June 2010
3 posts
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Snoring is more of a dealbreaker than Alcoholism
by Amaya Perea
(Note: The two are not mutually exclusive and often go hand in hand.)
Neither snoring nor alcoholism are desirable qualities in a significant other. But if you have to pick one, here are ten reasons why you’re better off with the alchie.
1. Neither one of them will understand or remember what they did to piss you off, but alcoholics are generally more apologetic. ...
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LOST Connection
by Elysse Applebaum
I can’t browse through a television blog today without tripping over speculations about the next LOST. People are searching for the next LOST with the same urgency the LOST characters were always trekking around that damn island. I hate to break it to you, folks, but the new LOST isn’t V or FlashForward or Happy Town. It’s not coming next season. It’s not on ABC. It’s...
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DECIPHERING HIPSTER PILLOW TALK
by Amaya Perea
What they say: Meditation is the best exercise. What they mean: You’re going to be disappointed when I take off my shirt. What they say: Cars are bad for the environment. What they mean:I’m poor, but disguise it as environmentally conscious. What they say: I have “issues.” What they mean:I don’t and wish I was more mysterious. What they say: I don’t let anyone borrow my...